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This PHD
(Sung to "This Diamond Ring" by Gary Lewis and the Playboys)
Who wants to hire a PHD?
Especially the one I have--in philosophy?
(chorus)
This PHD won't get jobs for you anymore,
and this PHD doesn't mean what it did before--
and if you want to get tenure-tracked in college,
it takes more than knowledge!
Time was that learning made you
the finest of the fine--
but now it just marks you as
the smartest in the jobless line!
(chorus)
This PHD only gives me another name
and this PHD is as useless as its frame--
and if you want to get tenure-tracked in college,
it takes more than knowledge!