I Can Think Clearly Now

(Sung to "I Can See Clearly Now")

 

I can think clearly now, all doubt is gone--

I can see truth as plainly as hands display--

posteriori or the prior kind--

I've got a right, right, right, episteme!

 

"Knows that P" sheerly now cannot be wrong--

all the bad Gettiers have disappeared--

turns out that Plato was right all along--

he had a right, right, right, episteme!

 

Postmodern minds are all the rage--

but they can't be consistent in meta-stage!

 

Taking the cogito as my first clue--

only Beelzebub stood in the way--

took him right out with a quick ontic proof--

now I got a right, right, right, episteme!