I Can Think Clearly Now
(Sung to "I Can See Clearly Now")
I can think clearly now, all doubt is gone--
I can see truth as plainly as hands display--
posteriori or the prior kind--
I've got a right, right, right, episteme!
"Knows that P" sheerly now cannot be wrong--
all the bad Gettiers have disappeared--
turns out that Plato was right all along--
he had a right, right, right, episteme!
Postmodern minds are all the rage--
but they can't be consistent in meta-stage!
Taking the cogito as my first clue--
only Beelzebub stood in the way--
took him right out with a quick ontic proof--
now I got a right, right, right, episteme!