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Hume on the Brain
(Sung to "Home on the Range")
Oh read me some Hume
in a skeptic-packed room,
where the beer and the arguments play--
where often is heard
a reduction absurd--
and the statements are mostly de re!
(chorus)
Hume, Hume on the brain--
tends to make all absurdity plain--
by forcing my doubt
to reflectively flout
all the "truths" to which others lay claim!
Oh give me relief
from dogmatic belief--
may my logical powers not stray--
should science offend
then my Feyerabend
will repel what my Kuhn doesn't slay!
(chorus)