He Stopped Publishing
Today
(sung to “He Stopped Loving
Her Today” by George Jones; dedicated to Dr. Susanne Skubal—an excellent editor of her own stuff and others’--on the
occasion of her retirement from over three decades of outstanding service at
the University of Wisconsin--Manitowoc)
He said he’d publish or he’d die—
She said resubmit, revise—
As the versions slowly climbed—
The rejections massed sublime—
They claimed each fixture of it flawed,
A flaccid maze of argument,
He resubmitted through it all
Claiming each point rebutted—
Rejection letters often fed
Into his inbox—not a few—
He saw underscored in red
All the noted “please review”—
I saw his CV just today—
Oh but I didn’t see no fears
Of a reconsidered say
On a paper out two years—
He stopped publishing today—
They stamped “rejected” and he saw
That more were coming on the way—
He stopped publishing today.
She sent fresh edits from her Mind—
Oh, and he wondered if she would—
But just counterfactually he’d find
That they were usefully much good—
He stopped publishing today—
They stamped “rejected” and he saw
That more were coming on the way—
He stopped publishing today.